[
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:00:00Z",
        "subsystem": "Engineering",
        "severity": "CRITICAL",
        "color": "red",
        "message": "Coolant leak detected in Port Nacelle plasma manifold. Lt. Alvarez leading EVA team."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:00:05Z",
        "subsystem": "Medical",
        "severity": "CRITICAL",
        "color": "red",
        "message": "Crewman Jayala reported missing from Beta Shift muster. Last seen entering Holodeck 3."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:00:10Z",
        "subsystem": "Security",
        "severity": "ALERT",
        "color": "orange",
        "message": "Brig forcefield cycling unpredictably after power surge; holding cell offline."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:00:15Z",
        "subsystem": "Security",
        "severity": "ALERT",
        "color": "orange",
        "message": "Three failed command authorization attempts by Crewman Dovan during Gamma Shift."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:00:20Z",
        "subsystem": "Navigation",
        "severity": "ALERT",
        "color": "orange",
        "message": "Shuttlecraft Sequoia overdue by two hours; last piloted by Ensign Boimler."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:00:25Z",
        "subsystem": "Computer",
        "severity": "WARNING",
        "color": "yellow",
        "message": "Memory parity mismatch detected in Core Segment Gamma-12; recalibration required."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:00:30Z",
        "subsystem": "Engineering",
        "severity": "WARNING",
        "color": "yellow",
        "message": "Warp Core plasma injectors 3 and 5 at 94% efficiency."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:00:35Z",
        "subsystem": "Tactical",
        "severity": "WARNING",
        "color": "yellow",
        "message": "Two dorsal phaser array emitters offline; Lt. Shaxs coordinating repairs."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:00:40Z",
        "subsystem": "Life Support",
        "severity": "WARNING",
        "color": "yellow",
        "message": "Environmental controls on Deck 7 report humidity spike to 78%."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:00:45Z",
        "subsystem": "Medical",
        "severity": "WARNING",
        "color": "yellow",
        "message": "Biofilter malfunction in Sickbay stasis bed 2; engineering support requested."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:00:50Z",
        "subsystem": "Engineering",
        "severity": "WARNING",
        "color": "yellow",
        "message": "Jefferies Tube 22 flooded with hydraulic fluid. Cleanup team assigned."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:00:55Z",
        "subsystem": "Security",
        "severity": "WARNING",
        "color": "yellow",
        "message": "Photon torpedo #17 removed by Ensign Faranak without clearance."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:01:00Z",
        "subsystem": "Engineering",
        "severity": "NOTICE",
        "color": "blue",
        "message": "Dilithium crystal lattice shows micro-fracturing; rotation cycle initiated."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:01:05Z",
        "subsystem": "Life Support",
        "severity": "NOTICE",
        "color": "blue",
        "message": "Deck 11 grav plating fluctuation caused minor injuries to three crew members."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:01:10Z",
        "subsystem": "Computer",
        "severity": "NOTICE",
        "color": "blue",
        "message": "Secondary Core experiencing intermittent lag on Ops data uplink."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:01:15Z",
        "subsystem": "Medical",
        "severity": "NOTICE",
        "color": "blue",
        "message": "Ensign Phelps admitted with plasma burn to left arm; stable condition."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:01:20Z",
        "subsystem": "Computer",
        "severity": "NOTICE",
        "color": "blue",
        "message": "Holographic LCARS terminals on Deck 4 flickering due to power variance."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:01:25Z",
        "subsystem": "Security",
        "severity": "NOTICE",
        "color": "blue",
        "message": "Transporter Room 1 reports pattern buffer ghost echo under review."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:01:30Z",
        "subsystem": "Crew",
        "severity": "NOTICE",
        "color": "blue",
        "message": "D'Vana Tendi missed Sickbay shift after volunteering for shuttle maintenance."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:01:35Z",
        "subsystem": "Crew",
        "severity": "NOTICE",
        "color": "blue",
        "message": "Commander Ransom reported muscle strain during holodeck combat program."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:01:40Z",
        "subsystem": "Computer",
        "severity": "INFO",
        "color": "teal",
        "message": "Memory integrity at 99.3% overall."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:01:45Z",
        "subsystem": "Life Support",
        "severity": "INFO",
        "color": "teal",
        "message": "Replicator in Mess Hall 2 producing lukewarm coffee; morale note logged."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:01:50Z",
        "subsystem": "Tactical",
        "severity": "INFO",
        "color": "teal",
        "message": "Security drill caused nine-second transporter lockout; Lt. Kayshon apologized."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:01:55Z",
        "subsystem": "Science",
        "severity": "INFO",
        "color": "teal",
        "message": "Sensor probe launched to examine tetryon emissions near bow hull."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:02:00Z",
        "subsystem": "Hydroponics",
        "severity": "INFO",
        "color": "teal",
        "message": "Fungal bloom detected in Deck 5 greenhouse; Lt. K’Raa leading analysis."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:02:05Z",
        "subsystem": "Computer",
        "severity": "INFO",
        "color": "teal",
        "message": "Subspace comm buffer corrupted; Ensign Maru re-indexing manually."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:02:10Z",
        "subsystem": "Holodeck",
        "severity": "INFO",
        "color": "teal",
        "message": "Holodeck 1 stuck in black-and-white detective mode; access requires period slang."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:02:15Z",
        "subsystem": "Cargo",
        "severity": "INFO",
        "color": "teal",
        "message": "Anti-grav pallets in Cargo Bay 6 oscillating; Crewman Knox avoided injury."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:02:20Z",
        "subsystem": "Crew",
        "severity": "INFO",
        "color": "teal",
        "message": "Beckett Mariner left three Type-II phasers in the gym locker room."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:02:25Z",
        "subsystem": "Environmental",
        "severity": "INFO",
        "color": "teal",
        "message": "Observation lounge viewport frosting unexpectedly; climate sync pending."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:02:30Z",
        "subsystem": "Hydroponics",
        "severity": "INFO",
        "color": "teal",
        "message": "Deck 5 tomato vines achieved limited sentience; requesting voting rights in jest. Lt. K’Raa unconcerned."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:02:35Z",
        "subsystem": "Computer",
        "severity": "NOTICE",
        "color": "blue",
        "message": "Isolinear Chip Bank E7 humming the Bajoran Gratitude Chant at 11 Hz. Diagnostics inconclusive."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:02:40Z",
        "subsystem": "Environmental",
        "severity": "WARNING",
        "color": "yellow",
        "message": "Observation Deck 2 oxygen mix replaced with helium for 14 seconds. Voices recorded for morale bulletin."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:02:45Z",
        "subsystem": "Replicators",
        "severity": "NOTICE",
        "color": "blue",
        "message": "Mess Hall 1 replicator now defaulting to 'Spicy Bolian Nutripaste' for all beverage requests."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:02:50Z",
        "subsystem": "Security",
        "severity": "INFO",
        "color": "teal",
        "message": "Lt. Shaxs reported ‘honor dueling’ with a malfunctioning training dummy. Dummy lost two limbs."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:02:55Z",
        "subsystem": "Engineering",
        "severity": "WARNING",
        "color": "yellow",
        "message": "Jefferies Tube 14 now leads to a broom closet on Deck 1 after map update glitch."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:03:00Z",
        "subsystem": "Holodeck",
        "severity": "ALERT",
        "color": "orange",
        "message": "Holodeck 3 spawned three Dixon Hill NPCs outside its grid. Containment field recalibrated."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:03:05Z",
        "subsystem": "Astrometrics",
        "severity": "NOTICE",
        "color": "blue",
        "message": "Unidentified subspace ping repeating Morse for 'send snacks'. Source undetermined."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:03:10Z",
        "subsystem": "Engineering",
        "severity": "CRITICAL",
        "color": "red",
        "message": "EPS conduit K-47 briefly rerouted power to the shipwide karaoke buffer. Warp modulation destabilized."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:03:15Z",
        "subsystem": "Medical",
        "severity": "INFO",
        "color": "teal",
        "message": "Dr. T’Ana confiscated 19 unauthorized hyposprays labeled 'just caffeine.'"
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:03:20Z",
        "subsystem": "Crew",
        "severity": "WARNING",
        "color": "yellow",
        "message": "Ensign Mariner attempting to persuade replicator to produce contraband Romulan Ale using voice modulation."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:03:25Z",
        "subsystem": "Transporter",
        "severity": "NOTICE",
        "color": "blue",
        "message": "Pattern buffer registered a transient sixth finger on Lt. Barnes during beam-out. No physical trace remains."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:03:30Z",
        "subsystem": "Science",
        "severity": "INFO",
        "color": "teal",
        "message": "Chroniton surge around Astrometrics Console 4 now forming smiley faces on sensor readouts."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:03:35Z",
        "subsystem": "Computer",
        "severity": "WARNING",
        "color": "yellow",
        "message": "LCARS sidebar fonts replaced with Ferengi cursive after unapproved theme install by Crewman Drox."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:03:40Z",
        "subsystem": "Cargo Bay",
        "severity": "ALERT",
        "color": "orange",
        "message": "Crate of self-warming blankets activated simultaneously. Temperature spike registered, no injuries."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:03:45Z",
        "subsystem": "Environmental",
        "severity": "NOTICE",
        "color": "blue",
        "message": "Deck 3 climate regulator attempted to simulate 'San Francisco Fog' without authorization."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:03:50Z",
        "subsystem": "Computer",
        "severity": "WARNING",
        "color": "yellow",
        "message": "Core subroutine briefly reclassified Captain Freeman as 'Furniture: Command-Class Recliner.'"
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:03:55Z",
        "subsystem": "Holodeck",
        "severity": "INFO",
        "color": "teal",
        "message": "Holodeck 2 running unauthorized program: 'Worf’s Bat’leth Pilates Volume 3.' Participation at 38%."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:04:00Z",
        "subsystem": "Engineering",
        "severity": "ALERT",
        "color": "orange",
        "message": "Power relay S-19 redirected output to deck lighting in rhythmic pulses. Crew reports 'disco corridor effect.'"
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:04:05Z",
        "subsystem": "Science",
        "severity": "WARNING",
        "color": "yellow",
        "message": "Sensor array detected neutrino echo shaped like the ship’s logo. Astrometrics refuses to comment."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:04:10Z",
        "subsystem": "Medical",
        "severity": "NOTICE",
        "color": "blue",
        "message": "Nurse Stevens miscalibrated dermal regenerator; gave Ensign T’Lun faint forehead tattoo of a targ."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:04:15Z",
        "subsystem": "Security",
        "severity": "INFO",
        "color": "teal",
        "message": "Brig camera feed replaced with loop of Lt. Shaxs bench-pressing a photon torpedo. No one claims responsibility."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:04:20Z",
        "subsystem": "Crew",
        "severity": "WARNING",
        "color": "yellow",
        "message": "Ensign Boimler filed formal complaint about being listed as 'Adventure Liability' in crew roster metadata."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:04:25Z",
        "subsystem": "Replicators",
        "severity": "NOTICE",
        "color": "blue",
        "message": "Replicator 4B insists every meal be served on ornate Klingon ceremonial plates. Lt. K'orin approves."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:04:30Z",
        "subsystem": "Astrometrics",
        "severity": "ALERT",
        "color": "orange",
        "message": "Random subspace fold briefly displayed giant Vulcan eyebrow on long-range scans."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:04:35Z",
        "subsystem": "Transporter",
        "severity": "WARNING",
        "color": "yellow",
        "message": "Pattern enhancers created residual duplicate of Crewman Sirota’s left shoe. Duplicate is three sizes larger."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:04:40Z",
        "subsystem": "Tactical",
        "severity": "INFO",
        "color": "teal",
        "message": "Phaser diagnostics reported emitter latency due to Shaxs yelling 'MORE POWER' at random intervals."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:04:45Z",
        "subsystem": "Computer",
        "severity": "CRITICAL",
        "color": "red",
        "message": "Core logic node began recursively indexing its own error logs, generating 438 phantom alerts in 3 seconds."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:04:50Z",
        "subsystem": "Cargo Bay",
        "severity": "NOTICE",
        "color": "blue",
        "message": "Container labeled 'Do Not Open Under Any Circumstances' found open. Contents: 400 plush targ puppets."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:04:55Z",
        "subsystem": "Environmental",
        "severity": "INFO",
        "color": "teal",
        "message": "Air filtration temporarily smelled of Andorian peppermint. Crew mildly pleased."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:05:00Z",
        "subsystem": "Computer",
        "severity": "NOTICE",
        "color": "blue",
        "message": "Auxiliary core started auto-generating haiku about warp plasma. Reading shows minor philosophical inconsistencies."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:05:05Z",
        "subsystem": "Engineering",
        "severity": "INFO",
        "color": "teal",
        "message": "Warp plasma manifold 3A produced sparks shaped like smiley faces. Crewman Patel applauded gesture."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:05:10Z",
        "subsystem": "Holodeck",
        "severity": "ALERT",
        "color": "orange",
        "message": "Holodeck 5 running unauthorized program 'Interstellar Dog Show'; canine avatars escaped into corridor 12."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:05:15Z",
        "subsystem": "Medical",
        "severity": "WARNING",
        "color": "yellow",
        "message": "Dr. T’Ana reported Ensign Maru using hypospray as an air freshener. Room 3 now smells faintly of plasma burn."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:05:20Z",
        "subsystem": "Crew",
        "severity": "INFO",
        "color": "teal",
        "message": "Lt. Shaxs attempting to bench-press an EPS conduit for morale purposes; zero gravity assist enabled."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:05:25Z",
        "subsystem": "Environmental",
        "severity": "NOTICE",
        "color": "blue",
        "message": "Deck 9 air filters began playing 4D jazz through vent system. Crew reports mild disorientation."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:05:30Z",
        "subsystem": "Security",
        "severity": "INFO",
        "color": "teal",
        "message": "Brig door control temporarily replaced with voice recognition. Lt. Kayshon recited Klingon tongue twisters to test."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:05:35Z",
        "subsystem": "Engineering",
        "severity": "ALERT",
        "color": "orange",
        "message": "EPS conduit Y-12 emitted random spark bursts. Crewman Sirota instructed to 'interpret as performance art.'"
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:05:40Z",
        "subsystem": "Computer",
        "severity": "CRITICAL",
        "color": "red",
        "message": "Core subroutine attempted to compile itself into origami. Manual override required."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:05:45Z",
        "subsystem": "Replicators",
        "severity": "NOTICE",
        "color": "blue",
        "message": "Replicator 6A produced 14 perfectly edible tribbles. Crewman Mariner attempted to negotiate ownership."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:05:50Z",
        "subsystem": "Astrometrics",
        "severity": "INFO",
        "color": "teal",
        "message": "Random subspace anomaly reported as 'smiling starfish'; sensors indicate no threat."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:05:55Z",
        "subsystem": "Transporter",
        "severity": "WARNING",
        "color": "yellow",
        "message": "Pattern buffer generated minor echo of Ensign Phelps’ eyebrows during routine beam-in."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:06:00Z",
        "subsystem": "Tactical",
        "severity": "NOTICE",
        "color": "blue",
        "message": "Phaser bank 2 now aligned to emit harmless holographic butterflies for crew morale exercises."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:06:05Z",
        "subsystem": "Crew",
        "severity": "INFO",
        "color": "teal",
        "message": "Ensign Boimler insists his shoes were temporarily listed as 'hazardous cargo' in the inventory system."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:06:10Z",
        "subsystem": "Engineering",
        "severity": "ALERT",
        "color": "orange",
        "message": "Warp coil stabilization module emitted 7-second burst of blue sparks; crew advised to document spectacle."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:06:15Z",
        "subsystem": "Medical",
        "severity": "INFO",
        "color": "teal",
        "message": "Lt. Cmdr. T’Ana reports successful extraction of a micro-Targ from Ensign Mariner’s locker."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:06:20Z",
        "subsystem": "Computer",
        "severity": "NOTICE",
        "color": "blue",
        "message": "LCARS dashboard spontaneously switched to retro monochrome theme; crew nostalgia rating: high."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:06:25Z",
        "subsystem": "Environmental",
        "severity": "INFO",
        "color": "teal",
        "message": "Hydroponics room 4 briefly filled with harmless bio-luminescent fog; visibility reduced to 73%."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:06:30Z",
        "subsystem": "Security",
        "severity": "NOTICE",
        "color": "blue",
        "message": "Transporter pad in Security Office used as temporary catwalk for a very confused tribble."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:06:35Z",
        "subsystem": "Cargo Bay",
        "severity": "ALERT",
        "color": "orange",
        "message": "Automated pallet lift unexpectedly delivered 12 crates of rubber ducks to Deck 7 recreation area."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:06:40Z",
        "subsystem": "Crew",
        "severity": "INFO",
        "color": "teal",
        "message": "Captain Freeman approved spontaneous yoga break after micro-anomaly readings spiked morale sensors."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:06:45Z",
        "subsystem": "Holodeck",
        "severity": "WARNING",
        "color": "yellow",
        "message": "Holodeck 7 attempted to simulate 'All Crew as Tribbles'; program aborted after 2.3 seconds."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:06:50Z",
        "subsystem": "Astrometrics",
        "severity": "INFO",
        "color": "teal",
        "message": "Sensors detected anomalous quantum ping spelling out 'HI CAPTAIN'; source unknown."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:06:55Z",
        "subsystem": "Engineering",
        "severity": "ALERT",
        "color": "orange",
        "message": "Deck 12 EPS relay began pulsing Morse code for 'I need coffee.' Crewman Patel acknowledged."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:07:00Z",
        "subsystem": "Computer",
        "severity": "CRITICAL",
        "color": "red",
        "message": "Core logic node entered recursive loop generating holographic cat memes on every console. Manual intervention required."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:07:05Z",
        "subsystem": "Replicators",
        "severity": "NOTICE",
        "color": "blue",
        "message": "Replicator outputting edible mini phasers at 72% efficiency. Lt. Shaxs approves as training tools."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:07:10Z",
        "subsystem": "Medical",
        "severity": "WARNING",
        "color": "yellow",
        "message": "Hypospray refill system labeled 'Mystery Juice' briefly administered non-lethal blue ink to volunteers."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:07:15Z",
        "subsystem": "Environmental",
        "severity": "NOTICE",
        "color": "blue",
        "message": "Deck 4 air vents released faint aroma of Vulcan plumeria. Crew morale up 3%."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:07:20Z",
        "subsystem": "Security",
        "severity": "INFO",
        "color": "teal",
        "message": "Security holo-training dummy reported to have 'requested vacation'. Lt. Kayshon amused."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:07:25Z",
        "subsystem": "Engineering",
        "severity": "ALERT",
        "color": "orange",
        "message": "Warp manifold 6C produced small plasma tornado. Crewman Patel advised to avoid standing in it."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:07:30Z",
        "subsystem": "Computer",
        "severity": "WARNING",
        "color": "yellow",
        "message": "Auxiliary AI attempted to rewrite ship-wide protocol using limericks. Partial success."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:07:35Z",
        "subsystem": "Crew",
        "severity": "INFO",
        "color": "teal",
        "message": "Ensign Boimler challenged replicator to a duel; replicator declined citing non-violence protocol."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:07:40Z",
        "subsystem": "Holodeck",
        "severity": "ALERT",
        "color": "orange",
        "message": "Holodeck 6 generated 12 dancing Klingons; program paused after two accidental phaser discharges."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:07:45Z",
        "subsystem": "Medical",
        "severity": "NOTICE",
        "color": "blue",
        "message": "Dr. T’Ana treated Crewman Mariner for paper cut from top-secret manual. Crew morale slightly increased."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:07:50Z",
        "subsystem": "Tactical",
        "severity": "INFO",
        "color": "teal",
        "message": "Phaser bank diagnostics now include simulated applause for successful hits."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:07:55Z",
        "subsystem": "Astrometrics",
        "severity": "WARNING",
        "color": "yellow",
        "message": "Sensor anomaly caused star map to display large smiling face. No known threat."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:08:00Z",
        "subsystem": "Replicators",
        "severity": "NOTICE",
        "color": "blue",
        "message": "Replicator 3C producing only spherical bread products. Crewman Mariner unsure if intentional."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:08:05Z",
        "subsystem": "Engineering",
        "severity": "ALERT",
        "color": "orange",
        "message": "EPS conduit L-12 briefly emitted rainbow-colored sparks; sensors report no lasting damage."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:08:10Z",
        "subsystem": "Computer",
        "severity": "CRITICAL",
        "color": "red",
        "message": "Core logic node attempting to simulate alternate universe where Captain Freeman is a tribble. Manual override required."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:08:15Z",
        "subsystem": "Environmental",
        "severity": "INFO",
        "color": "teal",
        "message": "Humidity spikes detected in Deck 8 greenhouse; plants unaffected, crew mildly confused."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:08:20Z",
        "subsystem": "Security",
        "severity": "NOTICE",
        "color": "blue",
        "message": "Transporter room keypad briefly replaced by fortune-telling device. Lt. Kayshon predicted 'exciting day ahead'."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:08:25Z",
        "subsystem": "Crew",
        "severity": "INFO",
        "color": "teal",
        "message": "Ensign Rutherford accidentally uploaded his vacation photos to LCARS dashboard. Crew mildly entertained."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:08:30Z",
        "subsystem": "Holodeck",
        "severity": "WARNING",
        "color": "yellow",
        "message": "Holodeck 8 tried to simulate ‘All Crew as Ferengi’; program aborted after 4 seconds due to laughter overload."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:08:35Z",
        "subsystem": "Cargo Bay",
        "severity": "ALERT",
        "color": "orange",
        "message": "Conveyor belt delivered 200 rubber ducks into zero-G recreation area; clean-up team dispatched."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:08:40Z",
        "subsystem": "Engineering",
        "severity": "ALERT",
        "color": "orange",
        "message": "Deck 14 warp stabilizer briefly emitted glow resembling smiley face; no damage detected."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:08:45Z",
        "subsystem": "Computer",
        "severity": "WARNING",
        "color": "yellow",
        "message": "Auxiliary AI began writing short stories about the ship’s life support ducts. Narrative incomplete."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:08:50Z",
        "subsystem": "Medical",
        "severity": "NOTICE",
        "color": "blue",
        "message": "Dr. T’Ana administered mild sedative to Crewman Mariner after spontaneous karaoke performance."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:08:55Z",
        "subsystem": "Tactical",
        "severity": "INFO",
        "color": "teal",
        "message": "Phaser bank 3 now emits gentle musical notes on idle to boost crew morale."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:09:00Z",
        "subsystem": "Environmental",
        "severity": "NOTICE",
        "color": "blue",
        "message": "Deck 10 oxygen mixture briefly modified to simulate Martian atmosphere; crew unaffected."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:09:05Z",
        "subsystem": "Astrometrics",
        "severity": "INFO",
        "color": "teal",
        "message": "Sensor array detected star shaped like a cat; no navigational hazard."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:09:10Z",
        "subsystem": "Replicators",
        "severity": "NOTICE",
        "color": "blue",
        "message": "Replicator produced miniature tribble sculptures for crew gift exchange; edible but squeaky."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:09:15Z",
        "subsystem": "Engineering",
        "severity": "ALERT",
        "color": "orange",
        "message": "EPS conduit M-09 randomly pulsed rainbow light; engineers advised to log as 'artistic output.'"
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:09:20Z",
        "subsystem": "Crew",
        "severity": "INFO",
        "color": "teal",
        "message": "Lt. Shaxs held impromptu strength contest with gravity training hologram; hologram lost."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:09:25Z",
        "subsystem": "Computer",
        "severity": "CRITICAL",
        "color": "red",
        "message": "Core attempted to simulate entire starship in a single memory sector. Partial crash occurred."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:09:30Z",
        "subsystem": "Medical",
        "severity": "NOTICE",
        "color": "blue",
        "message": "Crewman Phelps received temporary tattoo of mini-targ on left shoulder; non-toxic."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:09:35Z",
        "subsystem": "Holodeck",
        "severity": "WARNING",
        "color": "yellow",
        "message": "Holodeck 9 running 'Galactic Tea Party'; minor quantum displacement detected in replicator outputs."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:09:40Z",
        "subsystem": "Security",
        "severity": "INFO",
        "color": "teal",
        "message": "Deck 2 surveillance feed replaced with continuous loop of Lt. Kayshon juggling phasers."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:09:45Z",
        "subsystem": "Environmental",
        "severity": "NOTICE",
        "color": "blue",
        "message": "Deck 7 ventilation briefly simulated ocean breeze. Crew reported mild relaxation."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:09:50Z",
        "subsystem": "Cargo Bay",
        "severity": "ALERT",
        "color": "orange",
        "message": "Zero-G crate misaligned; 3 crates of Targ plushies drifted into corridor 11."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:09:55Z",
        "subsystem": "Engineering",
        "severity": "ALERT",
        "color": "orange",
        "message": "Deck 11 warp stabilizer output showing unexpected rainbow spectrum; no critical damage."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:10:00Z",
        "subsystem": "Computer",
        "severity": "CRITICAL",
        "color": "red",
        "message": "Auxiliary AI attempted to merge all ship logs into a single poem; caused minor UI collapse."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:10:05Z",
        "subsystem": "Holodeck",
        "severity": "WARNING",
        "color": "yellow",
        "message": "Holodeck 10 ran 'Galactic Zoo'; 5 simulated Targs escaped into corridor 9."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:10:10Z",
        "subsystem": "Medical",
        "severity": "NOTICE",
        "color": "blue",
        "message": "Ensign Maru given non-lethal shock for attempting to teach replicator interpretive dance."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:10:15Z",
        "subsystem": "Engineering",
        "severity": "ALERT",
        "color": "orange",
        "message": "EPS conduit N-17 briefly pulsed Morse code: 'I love coffee.' Crew morale confirmed uplifted."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:10:20Z",
        "subsystem": "Environmental",
        "severity": "NOTICE",
        "color": "blue",
        "message": "Deck 5 greenhouse ambient light cycled through rainbow spectrum for 12 seconds; photosynthesis unaffected."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:10:25Z",
        "subsystem": "Replicators",
        "severity": "NOTICE",
        "color": "blue",
        "message": "Replicator 2A producing miniature photon torpedoes for training; edible but slightly metallic taste."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:10:30Z",
        "subsystem": "Tactical",
        "severity": "INFO",
        "color": "teal",
        "message": "Phaser bank 4 outputting harmless holographic stars as idle animation."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:10:35Z",
        "subsystem": "Crew",
        "severity": "INFO",
        "color": "teal",
        "message": "Captain Freeman conducted spontaneous trivia contest on Deck 3; winners rewarded with mini tribbles."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:10:40Z",
        "subsystem": "Astrometrics",
        "severity": "NOTICE",
        "color": "blue",
        "message": "Sensor anomaly showed distant star blinking rhythmically; logged as 'friendly hello.'"
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:10:45Z",
        "subsystem": "Engineering",
        "severity": "ALERT",
        "color": "orange",
        "message": "Warp coil 7B emitted sparks shaped like miniature starships. Crewman Patel photographed for morale log."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:10:50Z",
        "subsystem": "Computer",
        "severity": "WARNING",
        "color": "yellow",
        "message": "LCARS interface generated random motivational quotes for each console; some contradictory."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:10:55Z",
        "subsystem": "Holodeck",
        "severity": "ALERT",
        "color": "orange",
        "message": "Holodeck 11 simulated 'Crew as Giant Cheese Wheels'; program paused after 3 seconds to prevent existential distress."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:11:00Z",
        "subsystem": "Medical",
        "severity": "NOTICE",
        "color": "blue",
        "message": "Crewman Boimler treated for minor paper cut from holo-legal form; minor embarrassment reported."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:11:05Z",
        "subsystem": "Security",
        "severity": "INFO",
        "color": "teal",
        "message": "Deck 6 security cameras briefly displayed live feed of tribble horde in recreation bay. No alarm triggered."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:11:10Z",
        "subsystem": "Environmental",
        "severity": "NOTICE",
        "color": "blue",
        "message": "Air mixture in Deck 7 briefly shifted to simulate Klingon vineyard; crew requested repeat performance."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:11:15Z",
        "subsystem": "Cargo Bay",
        "severity": "ALERT",
        "color": "orange",
        "message": "Zero-G pallet misaligned; 8 crates of plush Targs floated into corridor 12. Crewman Knox deployed net."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:11:20Z",
        "subsystem": "Engineering",
        "severity": "ALERT",
        "color": "orange",
        "message": "Deck 13 EPS stabilizer emitted rainbow-colored sparks; no damage detected."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:11:25Z",
        "subsystem": "Computer",
        "severity": "CRITICAL",
        "color": "red",
        "message": "Core attempted to simulate entire ship as holographic chessboard; partial memory lock occurred."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:11:30Z",
        "subsystem": "Replicators",
        "severity": "NOTICE",
        "color": "blue",
        "message": "Replicator produced 50 mini photon torpedoes for training; edible but slightly metallic taste."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:11:35Z",
        "subsystem": "Tactical",
        "severity": "INFO",
        "color": "teal",
        "message": "Phaser bank 5 configured to emit harmless confetti bursts on idle; morale boost noted."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:11:40Z",
        "subsystem": "Crew",
        "severity": "INFO",
        "color": "teal",
        "message": "Lt. Shaxs conducted impromptu arm wrestling contest with holographic duplicate; duplicate lost."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:11:45Z",
        "subsystem": "Environmental",
        "severity": "NOTICE",
        "color": "blue",
        "message": "Deck 8 greenhouse briefly bathed in rainbow lighting to test plant photosynthesis under alternate spectra."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:11:50Z",
        "subsystem": "Astrometrics",
        "severity": "INFO",
        "color": "teal",
        "message": "Sensor anomaly displayed star in shape of peace sign; logged as decorative phenomenon."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:11:55Z",
        "subsystem": "Engineering",
        "severity": "ALERT",
        "color": "orange",
        "message": "EPS conduit O-21 emitted sparks resembling miniature ships; crew documented for morale."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:12:00Z",
        "subsystem": "Computer",
        "severity": "WARNING",
        "color": "yellow",
        "message": "Auxiliary AI began writing short adventure stories about the ship’s ducts; story incomplete."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:12:05Z",
        "subsystem": "Medical",
        "severity": "NOTICE",
        "color": "blue",
        "message": "Crewman Phelps temporarily given minor tattoo of mini-Targ; non-toxic."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:12:10Z",
        "subsystem": "Holodeck",
        "severity": "WARNING",
        "color": "yellow",
        "message": "Holodeck 12 attempted 'Galactic Tea Party'; minor quantum displacement detected in replicator outputs."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:12:15Z",
        "subsystem": "Security",
        "severity": "INFO",
        "color": "teal",
        "message": "Deck 7 surveillance temporarily replaced with footage of Lt. Kayshon juggling phasers."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:12:20Z",
        "subsystem": "Environmental",
        "severity": "NOTICE",
        "color": "blue",
        "message": "Deck 7 air briefly simulated Martian atmosphere; crew unaffected."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:12:25Z",
        "subsystem": "Cargo Bay",
        "severity": "ALERT",
        "color": "orange",
        "message": "Zero-G crate misaligned; 10 crates of Targ plushies drifted into corridor 13."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:12:30Z",
        "subsystem": "Engineering",
        "severity": "ALERT",
        "color": "orange",
        "message": "Deck 15 warp stabilizer outputting rainbow spectrum; no critical damage."
    },
    {
        "timestamp": "2258-03-14T10:12:35Z",
        "subsystem": "Computer",
        "severity": "CRITICAL",
        "color": "red",
        "message": "Core attempted to rewrite it's internal sub routines; manual intervention required. Shipwide system failure imminent."
    }
]